Friday, March 21, 2014

The west will try to kill you if you're not careful: Hazards

Weather

In the west, and particularly the mountain west, the weather is subject to rapid change without warning. I've personally experienced this when a squall came in without warning one time when I was just outside of Bailey, Colorado. I was parked at a gas station for roughly an hour waiting for the storm to pass. However, I'd rather be parked at a gas station for an hour than at weather's mercy. Do not drive past your usual skill level. If you're used to driving in snowpacked and icy roads and have the vehicle to navigate it, great. But a mountain pass isn't exactly the place to put it to the test for the first time ever.

Blowing snow is not uncommon in high elevation basins in Colorado (basins are large swaths of flat land surrounded by mountains in almost a bowl-like setup. The elevation in the flat parts of these basins can be upwards on 8-9,000 feet). It's like being caught in a pure white tornado. If the road is more or less clear, tailgate the hell out of the car in front of you or find a reference point you can work with and make room for the fact that you may be very disoriented after.  Use this advice for dust storms as well.

Road Closures

The west is very rural, meaning that the infrastructure does not have the means to salt and plow every inch of road when there is a weather event. And given that it's so often sunny later the same day, it's not uncommon for it to melt. Some mountain passes close seasonally, check on this if you're traveling in the winter. At times entire sections of interstate will close in between towns. Interstate 70 in Colorado will close at times from the Kansas border to the Denver metro area because there are not enough towns and travel centers to accommodate everyone who will need to pull off. If this is the case, there will be a bar across the road and a sign telling you to return to where you just passed. Sometimes this message may be shown on those boards that dot the interstate. However, in rural areas don't expect advance warning. Once I made it all the way to the New Mexico border only to be told to turn back. The nearest road to properly take me to my destination split off 30 miles behind me.

As I mentioned earlier, downloading the road conditions apps can help give you as much advance knowledge as possible, but sometimes things just come up. Road closures in the rural west are a fact of life which means traveling in the area requires a certain flexibility.

Wildfires

Wildfires are common in the west in the summer. When the conditions are dry and windy enough, they can develop and spread without warning. Unfortunately they are incredibly common and have been devastatingly destructive in years past. Trips to the west June-September will probably put you within close range of at least one as it's not uncommon for multiple fires to be going at the same time. Stay alert, check the road closure apps in populated areas before you head out into the sticks and for the love of God turn around if a sign asks you to.

Animals

The west has animals. They're beautiful and majestic and unique. They are also not to be interfered with. Take pictures from a safe distance if you chose to (meaning you aren't struggling to stay perfectly still so the coyote 20 feet away doesn't come charging at you). Don't feed them as it is a) illegal and b) ignorant. If you see a baby animal with no mother, do not intervene, the mother is probably not far behind. Animals very rarely attack at random, don't provoke it and it won't mess with you. If a wild animal begins acting very friendly towards you, get away from it as it may be rabid.
One special note about the moose: If you or you car decide to challenge a moose, there's a very significant chance that you may die. When a car hits a moose, it doesn't hit the body like it would with a deer because moose are HUGE. It hits the legs, which causes the moose to topple over onto your car, killing or injuring whoever is inside). Be especially careful driving in rural areas after dark for this reason.

Private Property

Vast swaths of land in the west are publicly owned, but much if it is family ranches and private land. You may feel like you're in the absolute middle of nowhere with not a soul around. This may make you feel comfortable with the idea of crossing a fence and going up that hill to get a better look and to take pictures without consequence, but chances are that land belongs to someone who doesn't take to kindly to visitors. The Progressive commercial where the three bears sarcastically say to Flo, who broke into their damn cabin, that they love visitors so much that they moved to the rural country accurately sums up my father, who will be a country dweller as long as he will live. I would imagine this sums up the character of many rural inhabitants. They are there because they don't want you to bother them, plain and simple. It is seen as extremely disrespectful to go on to someone's property without their permission. Another the thing that sums up the character of rural inhabitants is both the ownership and competent usage of firearms (if you've never lived where no one would hear if you screamed, do not debate these people about gun control). If you see a No Trespassing sign, it's not meant to be a suggestion.

Altitude

Denver sits at 5,280 feet, literally. Denver is the last of the Great Plains and is back dropped by mountains, meaning it only goes up from there. Driving in Colorado will top out at 10,000 feet, no exaggeration. If you are not used to this, you will probably experience a few days of sluggishness known as altitude sickness. Rest, more water than you've ever drank in your life and time are it's only cures, but it does improve. For symptoms worse than sluggishness or malaise brought on by dehydration, go to the hospital.


In a nutshell, if you come to Colorado from New Jersey and expect to accomplish a 5 mile hike in the mountains the very next day without any issue, you're not planning well. Commonsense and a respect/deference to local customs will get you 90% of the way in any situation you may find yourself in. The rest is chance.

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